(Here’s the series introduction so you’re not completely confused by my special guest and the dialogue nature of this post.)
Edward: strolls into the room Have you seen my coat?
Gabrielle: doesn’t look up from reading the Count of Monte Cristo It’s in the coat closet. You left it on the floor, so I picked it up for you.
Edward: Why would you do that?
Gabrielle: I got motivated to clean for once. shudders Characters can get really messy.
Edward: I leave my things on the floor for a reason. There is a place for everything, and for everything there is a place.
Gabrielle: You just said the same thing twice.
Edward: Silence, peasant.
Gabrielle: Aren’t you supposed to be teaching a lesson or something?
Edward: Realizes he’s being watched by readers Ahem. he straightens Good morning, friends.
Gabrielle: mutters something about a lame introduction
Edward: glares at her In this inaugural post, I want to cover a topic very dear to my heart (if I had one). No, I don’t speak of the tampering of personal property. sends a pointed glare Gabrielle’s way
I want to discuss the greatest sin of all literary misdemeanors.
Pauses for dramatic effect
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